The funniest of five children, Marnie was once told by her high school boyfriend that her sarcasm was "never funny" and "always annoying," but he grew up to be a republican so now who’s never funny and always annoying?

 

Following a college career that her father calls “why did you have to go there?” Marnie moved to New York to pursue her dreams of stand up comedy. She used to live in TriBeCa but currently resides in Williamsburg where displays dead flowers (because she can’t afford to replenish them regularly) and owns a chandelier (which isn’t hung because there’s no where to put it). She is always hungry, although always eating, and she frequents restaurants with limited menus that go against her vegetarian diet, where she enjoys requesting off-the-menu items upon her arrival.

 

Marnie recently won the Ladies of Laughter competition with her @bathgirrl series but when she's not performing, she's most likely cuddled up with a heating pad and Annie's Cheddar Cheese Bunnies as far away from her nieces as humanly possible. Probs there will also be one dog curled in her lap on top of the heating pad and one curled on her shoulder making this down time hot and difficult to get through, but enjoyable. But mostly hot. And uncomfortable.